America’s standard wake up method sucks. Ugly air raid alarms that slap you in
the face can ruin every single morning for the rest of your life. Hitting the snooze for ten minutes only puts
you through the mental scarring all over again.
If you can take 45 minutes to plan out a sleep method that pleasantly wakes you up when you want then spend thirty minutes setting it up,
you could make every single morning for the rest of your life incredibly
better. So you should. Take a Saturday and plan it out.
A place to start is my method. I created it based on what we know about the
neuroscience of habit formation and the bits of information science has
discovered about circadian rhythms and biological clocks. It’s not the absolute healthiest method of
controlling sleep, but it’s the best way I know to sleep effectively and still live in a 9 to 5 work hard and play hard society.
The Pavlov Waking System
Step 1: Decide a
reasonable time you could wake up every single day, even on weekends.
Most people immediately shoot for 4:30 am, but make sure
you’re willing to go to sleep early enough to get 8 hours of sleep at least 4-5 nights of the week. I go with
7:30am.
Step 2: Pick a
no-calorie cold drink you enjoy and leave it on your nightstand every
night. Iced coffee, iced tea, and water
all work great.
Step 3: Start setting
your alarm for the same specific time every single day. When you get up on time, get up and chug down
the beverage you left by your bed. If you hit the snooze, don't chug the drink. Since
you’ve been sleeping you haven’t had anything to drink, and drinking a big
amount of anything when your thirsty will give you a rush of endorphins.
This pleasure rush will lay the groundwork for a
subconscious habit. After doing this for
a week or two, your body will learn that pleasure is synonymous with waking up
at 7:30, not sleeping in. You won’t have
to fight yourself to get up any more, you may even have to fight yourself to
sleep in.
When you get your “I want to accomplish everything” brain and your “I want to do everything that feels good right this second with no attention to consequences” brain going in the same direction, life gets a lot easier, and often a lot more awesome.
When you get your “I want to accomplish everything” brain and your “I want to do everything that feels good right this second with no attention to consequences” brain going in the same direction, life gets a lot easier, and often a lot more awesome.
Steroids for the Pavlov Method (make it work faster, better, and stronger)
1.
Train yourself outside of your regular sleep
schedule. This will speed up the process
and allow you to engineer the emotions and fine points of your waking habit more intentionally.
I did this initially to reinforce my habit and leave less
room for failure. When you have some
spare time during the day and you feel thirsty, you can take ten minutes to
reinforce your waking habit. Recreate
the environment in your bedroom as much as possible to when you wake up. Put on sleep clothes, turn off lights, get in
bed, and set your alarm for three minutes.
Close your eyes and rest, when the alarm goes off jump out of bed
mimicking the type of mood (keep it realistic) you’d like to have every morning,
and chug down your drink. The more you
expose yourself to the sensory triggers of the morning, repeat the muscle
movements of waking up, and then produce a chemical reward, the stronger and
more subconscious your habit will become.
Waking up with beaming hope and energy for the day will eventually be
like backing your car out of the driveway.
Happiness will be on autopilot and your set default.
To boost the chemical reward, fake a beaming smile right
after you chug your drink, genuinely congratulate yourself (out loud if your brave
enough), and massage your own shoulders and forearms for ten seconds.
2.
Make your alarm pleasant and distinct from all
other sounds.
Use your cell phone and get a customizable alarm app. There are tons that are all basically the
same. I use “Alarm Clock Xtreme Free”
for Android. You want several key
functionalities. The first is to
customize the sound of your alarm. Make
it a recording of your mother yelling at you about getting your prostate
checked, or the sound of a koala purring, it doesn’t matter as long as you
never hear it regularly throughout the day. Making it the same as your ringtone or a song
you enjoy or as an alarm you use for other things throughout the day will screw
up the Pavlov Method.
You may also want to look for the functionality of gradually
increasing volume. I use this feature to
wake me up more gently. Most full
featured apps have the ability to slowly increase your volume from nothing to
full blast over the course of a set period of time. I use 1 ½ minutes. This will wake me up more gently, but also
not allow me to stay in bed for more than twenty seconds after I wake up.
3.
Every single night, set your alarm far enough
away from your bed so that your forced to get up to turn it off.
When you wake up in the morning, especially if you didn’t
get enough sleep, your lizard brain is in control. Set yourself up with safeguards like these so
that you can stick to your plans even if your half asleep and don’t understand
the meaning of anything except crushing your alarm and going back to bed. (If I drink too much or stay up too late, I
have this problem in a major way. My
girlfriend has watched me get up out of bed, with only one eye half open, walk across the room
to turn off my alarm, not understand how buttons work as a half asleep zombie,
and just start pounding the phone against the wall until it stops, and then
stumbling back into bed and going back to sleep. Set yourself up the night before like the
person your waking up is not you. They
definitely won’t be in the same motivated rationale mindset as you are in the
moment.
4.
Acknowledge that you’re not Superman and you
need sleep.
Waking up at the same time everyday helps you manage your
sleep much better if you do it responsibly.
On nights that you only get four hours of sleep, you can still wake up
on time, not screw up your work schedule or miss appointments, and then either
take a nap or go to bed earlier the next night to make up for it. Perfect system. But if you start only getting four hours of
sleep every night you’ll crash quickly.
Don’t let your hubris allow you to believe you can still get things done
without ample sleep. It’s as important
to your brain in many ways as food and water.
You lose intelligence, decision-making ability, mood control, and impulse
control the longer your sleep deprived.
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